Brad Pitt: Genius

We all know Brad Pitt scores with the serious babes. Sure, Jennifer Aniston captured him for a while. But a real man learns from his mistakes. Brad has come up with the greatest excuse ever for not marrying current baby mama Angelina Jolie:

Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

I'm guessing Brad will be taking advantage of the secret ballot and voting Republican from now on.