Thursday, September 07, 2006

Top 11 Democratic Complaints About the ABC 9-11 Mini-Series

11. It omits the scene where Karl Rove and Dick Cheney plant the dynamite in the Twin Towers

10. No mention of Global Warming

9. Bush isn’t portrayed wearing a Hitler moustache

8. The actress portraying Monica Lewinsky is a little on the chunky side

7. Sandy Berger never smuggled secret documents in his underwear – only in his socks

6. It doesn't appropriately convey the nuance of what the meaning of the word "is" is

5. No appearance by “My Pet Goat”

4. Infamous scene where Laura Bush screams, "Let them eat cake," was cut

3. Upset that Tom Cruise plays Bill and Paris Hilton plays Hillary

2. The threat from Sudanese aspirin factories is downplayed

1. Bill Clinton would prefer to appear in Desperate Housewives