Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Top 11 Katie Couric Sign-Off Phrases

11. “One day I will be more powerful than Oprah!”

10. “And by the way. They're real, and they're spectacular!”

9. “I, for one, welcome our new Islamofascist overlords”

8. “M*caca”

7. “If you see me on the street, don’t make eye contact”

6. “Now go and make yourselves a good stiff drink”

5. “Goodnight Senator Byrd, wherever you are”

4. “Appeasement”

3. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take a leak”

2. “Be excellent to each other”

1. “Good Night, and I’ve just made another $57K”

3 Comments:

Anonymous John F Not Kerry said...

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. Oprah, eat your heart out!

11:32 PM  
Anonymous ej said...

you like me, you really really like me...

4:08 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home