Smacking Down The Sore Losermen

Ever since the Fraters, anchored by yours truly, won the Keegan's trivia contest, there has been wailing and gnashing of teeth by some of the second place finishers. Because I see opportunity behind every problem, I look to time to accomplish two things with this post:

• Address the Al Gore-like comments provided by some of the second-place finishers, including one prominent contributor to this blog.
• Add some diversity to the blog. Although we've offered extensive commentary on Brokeback Mountain, we've never used this blog to give voice to a member of the gay community. Until now. I have collaborated with the AIDS-laden ghost of Freddy Mercury on the following parody of Queen's classic "We Are The Champions":

Fraters faced Hugh, with pride on the line,
Eleven teams came to Keegan's last Friday at nine,
Trivia mistakes, Fraters made few.
Unlike the folks from the Taxpayer's League and the team led by Hugh.
The list of losers went on, and on, and on, and on.

We're trivia champions my friend.
We kicked Strom & Hugh in their ample rear ends.
We are the champions. We are the champions.
Crying is for losers 'cause we are the champions. Hear the word!

We took our bows and curtain calls.
Sisyphus is jealous and the whole world knows it, his team did fall.
Unfair advantage, cry the teams of Hugh and Strom.
We can't expect to compete with the Nihilist or with Atomizer's mom.

We're trivia champions my friend.
We kicked Strom and Hugh in their ample rear ends.
We are the champions. We are the champions.
Crying is for losers 'cause we are the champions. Hear the word!