Top 11 Reasons Tom Cruise Was Fired
11. Demanded personal flying saucer parking space on lot
10. Performed one flyby too many
09. His ego kept writing checks that his body couldn't cash
08. Violated code of conduct by filing for fraudulent paternity leave
07. Has been impossible to work with since he didn't get the lead in Brokeback II: Brokeback Boogaloo
06. Studio head didn't want their wholesome Hollywood business to get flaky or weird
05. Wasted company time googling "Tom Cruise gay"
04. After ninth office redecoration, enough was enough
03. One too many employees yelled "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" to Paramount president
02. A sham marriage was one thing, a sham baby another
01. New company policy requiring actors to have talent
10. Performed one flyby too many
09. His ego kept writing checks that his body couldn't cash
08. Violated code of conduct by filing for fraudulent paternity leave
07. Has been impossible to work with since he didn't get the lead in Brokeback II: Brokeback Boogaloo
06. Studio head didn't want their wholesome Hollywood business to get flaky or weird
05. Wasted company time googling "Tom Cruise gay"
04. After ninth office redecoration, enough was enough
03. One too many employees yelled "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" to Paramount president
02. A sham marriage was one thing, a sham baby another
01. New company policy requiring actors to have talent
posted by JB at 8/23/2006 03:07:00 PM
1 Comments:
Ok, now *that* is funny. Tom Cruise is such a moron. BTW... have you ever serached for scientology info online? you wouldn't believe what they actually think is true. I won't ruin it for you... go look yourself!
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