Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Top 11 Pieces Of Evidence Hugo Chavez Has That Bush Is The Devil

11. Fidel Castro swears he once saw Bush’s head swivel all the way around

10. How else could Bush stay in power so long without killing or exiling his political opponents?

9. Bush is clearly a man of wealth and taste

8. Jimmy Carter says that Bush took him up a very high mountain and displayed before him all the kingdoms of the world and promised that he would bestow them upon Jimmy if Jimmy would prostate himself in homage before him

7. Laura likes to wear blue dresses

6. Devil horns are clearly visible in most photos of Bush seen around the UN

5. Where else could a sulfur-like smell come from in New York?

4. If Noam Chomsky says so, it must be true

3. Hugo out-fiddled him to win a shiny fiddle made of gold

2. Bush turned Chavez into a newt (he got better)

1. If you play Bush’s UN address backwards, it says: “666 worship me I am the anti-Christ”


Anonymous Socal Bill said...

12. Likes the White House thermostat turned way up!

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13. he belives he is the red meshiah

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Dad said...

I think that Hugo was smelling his own fart.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

14. Bush is clearly an Exxon/Mobil man.

8:02 AM  

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