Top 11 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Reading About Wire Tapping Case Law
11. Googling obscure academics referenced in the Claremont Review of Books
10. Drinking Liberally with a bunch of angry, dirty hippies and fat guys
09. Cleaning a highway with a bunch of bitter butch lesbians and SNAGS
08. Malling with the Mpls. St. Paul Magazine hipsters
07. Removing mold from Wendy Wilde's lungs
06. Reading through the Nihilist in Golf Pants' Top 11 List Archive or Song Parody Archive
05. Jamming with Mitch Berg
04. Wondering why Learned Foot--a purported "lawyer" himself--has not posted what cases HE thinks are important
03. Attending an insurance seminar
02. Listening to a Prarie Home Companion
01. Donating one of my livers to a Mexican orphan
10. Drinking Liberally with a bunch of angry, dirty hippies and fat guys
09. Cleaning a highway with a bunch of bitter butch lesbians and SNAGS
08. Malling with the Mpls. St. Paul Magazine hipsters
07. Removing mold from Wendy Wilde's lungs
06. Reading through the Nihilist in Golf Pants' Top 11 List Archive or Song Parody Archive
05. Jamming with Mitch Berg
04. Wondering why Learned Foot--a purported "lawyer" himself--has not posted what cases HE thinks are important
03. Attending an insurance seminar
02. Listening to a Prarie Home Companion
01. Donating one of my livers to a Mexican orphan
posted by JB at 1/30/2006 04:28:00 PM
3 Comments:
I'd love to see the look on some poor kid's face when Chad walks through the door and hands him a slimy, dripping human liver.
Or better yet, I'd love to see the look on Chad's face when the kids gratefully accepts the liver and starts sprinking salt on it.
Hey, I shower daily.
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