Top 11 Things Allowed In Communist China But Not Minneapolis, Minnesota

11. Hooters

10. Fertilizer containing phosphorus

9. Public urination

8. Spitting in the park

7. Cuban cigars

6. Ogling women on the street

5. Wearing headphones while riding a bike

4. DECENT North Korean karaoke

3. Owning an unlicensed ferret

2. Capitalism

1. Smoking in restaurants and bars