Monday, May 23, 2005

Top 11 Things the Republicans Get in Exchange for Surrendering on Judges

11. Democrats agree not to compare Bush to Hitler except in extraordinary circumstances.
10. John McCain gets a better parking spot.
9. Democrats agree not to filibuster Lawrence Tribe should Bush appoint him Chief Justice.
8. Hillary will be allowed to choose only one in ten judges.
7. Harry Reid agrees to refer to Bill Frist as "my bitch" only in private.
6. Senator Byrd agrees not to burn a cross in Clarence Thomas’ yard.
5. Republicans get Herschel Walker for their Senate football team.
4. Bill Clinton agrees to set Lindsay Graham up with one of his interns.
3. Democrats will make a good faith effort to stop being assholes.
2. Democrats agree to finance the Senate Republican Caucus production of “No, No, Nanette”.
1. Democratic caucus promises to refer to Mike DeWine as “Senator Sexy”.


Blogger Sandy said...

You've performed a valuable public service. If ever there was a day we needed a little humor, it's today.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Michael Lyster said...

Actually, only ten things----#3 would violate the laws of physics and hence cannot be delivered upon by the as-----uhh, the Democrats.

Riverwoods, IL

1:48 PM  
Blogger Galt-In-Da-Box said...

Why don't they just bend over and grab their ankles for the Democrats, since that's all they've been doing since they got elected, anyway?
The cheap vaneer of "partisan" difference slips a little further off.

5:52 AM  
Blogger Judy said...

This is great. I especially like #1 and #4. DeWine, "Senator Sexy," ha, I don't think so. That title goes to Graham. I have to be careful I don;t get into trouble. Forget the Clinton intern I know someone who would gladly take him, no set up needed.

10:35 PM  

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