Too Hot For HWX 2

This was another fake ad that I wrote. Since we're currently celebrating bad taste in free expression, I thought it would be appropriate to share:

BLACK FRIDAY SALE AT FERGUSON MALL AD

A Black Friday sale like no other!

The Ferguson Mall Black Friday Sale is a literal Fire Sale!

It may be cold outside, but these deals are hot! And you can warm up by the smoldering remains of Red's BBQ.

Other places have Door-buster deals, but only the Ferguson Mall has Window-busters and Skull-busters!

Nationally, Best Buy is discounting this Samsung 45 inch TV for $199 for Black Friday. But take it home for free from Ferguson, while supplies last!

Wall-Mart might have everyday low prices, but on Black Friday in Ferguson, everything is free! Everything at Wallgreen's, Rite-Aid and Dollar General is free too!

Bring your gang down to the Ferguson Mall for the deepest discounts that they can carry away! No one has lower prices, it isn't possible.

You're entitled to these savings!