Top 11 Words You're Least Likely to Hear in Tonight's SOTU Address

Those playing a drinking game to tonight's SOTU address should be looking ahead to a wild night, if they drew the names listed in Chad's post. For those of us poor saps who drew the words below, a dry sobering night is on the horizon. The top 11 words you're least likely to hear in tonight's SOTU address.

11) Freedom

10) Liberty

9) Constitutional

8) Victory

7) Bootstraps

6) Surplus

5) Cut

4) C-SPAN

3) Ted Kennedy

2) Jalapeño poppers

1) Mea culpa