Friday, April 24, 2009

Top 11 Reasons Nihilist in Golf Pants was Screwed Out of The City Pages Best Blog in the Twin Cities Award for the Third Consecutive Year

11. Failed to provide even one post telling readers where to get kick ass Oxacan tacos

10. Wintryminx reminds CP editors of the girls who wouldn’t go out with them in High School

9. Learned Foot reminds CP editors of the guys who won’t go out with them now

8. Due to budget cuts, no one at City Pages actually has Internet access

7. Editors offended that the Nihilist refused drive downtown to pick up the 2006 award without appropriate travel reimbursement

6. The bloggers at Culture Bully bribed the CP editors with free body piercings

5. Bizarre requirement that the winning blog be updated several times a day

4. Simply not as hip as a blog that posts music videos by bands you’ve never heard of

3. Once again we split the conservative vote with Power Line

2. Afraid of gay escort advertising backlash

1. Reputation ruined by Dump the Nihilist blog


Anonymous Cousin Oliver said...

City Pages decided NIGP jumped the shark after they added two cliched characters in a desperate attempt to increase ratings in season five.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are now an international blog.
where the hell is minnesota?

1:57 PM  

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