Top 11 Other Obama Administration Ideas for Combating Global Warming
11. Commission the creation of the worlds largest ice cube; dump it in the Pacific
10. Make all the people on earth wear white year round.
9. Send Gov. Schwarzeneggar back in time to kill John D. Rockerfeller's mother.
8. Utilize a fleet of Zambonis to create new glaciers.
7. A planet-sized gin and tonic.
6. Build a cool mist sprinkler around the circumference of the earth.
5. Husbands will be urged to ask their wives whether they have been gaining weight.
4. Throw some dirt on the sun to cool it down a bit.
3. Mandate that all future earth cities be built in the shade.
2. Ask T. Boone Pickens to build one really, really big oscillating windmill. Set it on high.
1. Tape Joe Biden's mouth shut.
10. Make all the people on earth wear white year round.
9. Send Gov. Schwarzeneggar back in time to kill John D. Rockerfeller's mother.
8. Utilize a fleet of Zambonis to create new glaciers.
7. A planet-sized gin and tonic.
6. Build a cool mist sprinkler around the circumference of the earth.
5. Husbands will be urged to ask their wives whether they have been gaining weight.
4. Throw some dirt on the sun to cool it down a bit.
3. Mandate that all future earth cities be built in the shade.
2. Ask T. Boone Pickens to build one really, really big oscillating windmill. Set it on high.
1. Tape Joe Biden's mouth shut.
posted by LearnedFoot at 4/09/2009 03:28:00 PM
2 Comments:
Throw some dirt on the sun to cool it down a bit
I found this one hilarious for some reason.
And of course, this blog's ban of the dreaded "Dirty Mushroom" spares the atmosphere from countless tons of noxious greenhouse gases.
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