Thursday, April 09, 2009

Top 11 Other Obama Administration Ideas for Combating Global Warming

11. Commission the creation of the worlds largest ice cube; dump it in the Pacific

10. Make all the people on earth wear white year round.

9. Send Gov. Schwarzeneggar back in time to kill John D. Rockerfeller's mother.

8. Utilize a fleet of Zambonis to create new glaciers.

7. A planet-sized gin and tonic.

6. Build a cool mist sprinkler around the circumference of the earth.

5. Husbands will be urged to ask their wives whether they have been gaining weight.

4. Throw some dirt on the sun to cool it down a bit.

3. Mandate that all future earth cities be built in the shade.

2. Ask T. Boone Pickens to build one really, really big oscillating windmill. Set it on high.

1. Tape Joe Biden's mouth shut.


Blogger DiscordianStooge said...

Throw some dirt on the sun to cool it down a bit

I found this one hilarious for some reason.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Plotz said...

And of course, this blog's ban of the dreaded "Dirty Mushroom" spares the atmosphere from countless tons of noxious greenhouse gases.

12:35 AM  

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