Top 11 Career Opportunities for Nick Coleman After Losing His Column
11. Fertility counselor
10. Sparring partner for Derek Boogaard
9. Co-author of The Blog House
8. Counter help at White Castle
7. Member of the St. Paul K-9 narcotics unit (while this job technically is supposed to go to a dog, Nick's bragging about his "big sniffer" makes us think he'd be perfect for the job)
6. Before model for the Hair Club for Men
5. World's worst Santa Claus
4. New Member of the Withering Glance team
3. John Hinderaker's pool cleaner
2. His brother, the mayor of the City of St. Paul could give him a high-paid lackey job
1. His step-mom could get him a column in the Washington Post
10. Sparring partner for Derek Boogaard
9. Co-author of The Blog House
8. Counter help at White Castle
7. Member of the St. Paul K-9 narcotics unit (while this job technically is supposed to go to a dog, Nick's bragging about his "big sniffer" makes us think he'd be perfect for the job)
6. Before model for the Hair Club for Men
5. World's worst Santa Claus
4. New Member of the Withering Glance team
3. John Hinderaker's pool cleaner
2. His brother, the mayor of the City of St. Paul could give him a high-paid lackey job
1. His step-mom could get him a column in the Washington Post
posted by Nihilist in Golf Pants at 12/16/2008 09:23:00 PM
4 Comments:
Some of these things just write themselves, don't they?
Is "Old Coot" a job or a lifestyle? Although Nick will never admit that the liberal leanings of the Red Star contributed to his demise, the "Knower of Stuff" has to regretting burning the blogging bridge right about now :)
the "Knower of Stuff" has to regretting burning the blogging bridge right about now :)
Nah. Old-school "journalists" think of themselves as a high priesthood of knowledge. They can't see doing anything "less".
Wasn't it better when they were called reporters and they were semi-literate drunks who hung out at the Little Wagon or Gallivans? Just asking...
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