Top 11 Things Hillary Clinton has in Common with Rocky
11. Hillary brokered Irish peace plan; Rocky ended the Cold War by defeating Ivan Drago in Moscow
10. Rocky Balboa carries the name of explorer Vasco Nunez Balboa; Hillary Clinton named after explorer Sir Edmund Hillary
9. Rocky fought the more charismatic Apollo Creed; Hillary is fighting the more charismatic Barack Obama
8. Rocky advised by crusty old Burgess Meredith; Hillary advised by crusty old James Carville
7. Both have faced a barrage of withering sniper fire (CORRECTION, that's what Hillary has in common with Rambo)
6. Both are produced and directed by Hollywood
5. Rocky worked as a loan shark; Hillary was an attorney
4. Both could beat the crap out of Mr. T
3. Hillary got richer by cashing cattle futures, Rocky got stronger by punching cattle carcasses
2. Unwavering belief that since public liked the first one, they’ll also love the sequel
1. Rocky also stayed in the fight all the way to the end only to lose in a split decision
10. Rocky Balboa carries the name of explorer Vasco Nunez Balboa; Hillary Clinton named after explorer Sir Edmund Hillary
9. Rocky fought the more charismatic Apollo Creed; Hillary is fighting the more charismatic Barack Obama
8. Rocky advised by crusty old Burgess Meredith; Hillary advised by crusty old James Carville
7. Both have faced a barrage of withering sniper fire (CORRECTION, that's what Hillary has in common with Rambo)
6. Both are produced and directed by Hollywood
5. Rocky worked as a loan shark; Hillary was an attorney
4. Both could beat the crap out of Mr. T
3. Hillary got richer by cashing cattle futures, Rocky got stronger by punching cattle carcasses
2. Unwavering belief that since public liked the first one, they’ll also love the sequel
1. Rocky also stayed in the fight all the way to the end only to lose in a split decision
posted by Sisyphus at 4/01/2008 12:54:00 PM
3 Comments:
I liked number one but I really liked number two.
I sort of groaned at the title, like you were reaching. But instead, one of your best!
Both suspected of having abnormally high levels of testosterone.
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