Nihilist Exclusive: Obama Daughter Passes Note In Class

The Nihilist has learned that Barak Obama's second grade daughter Malia was caught passing a note to a friend during a recent math class. Mrs. Noonan, the teacher intercepted the Obama daughter's note which said, "What is for lunch? I hope it's not fish sticks, I hate fish sticks." It was not clear to whom the note was intended.

Mrs Noonan sent Malia Obama home with a baby last Tuesday. Malia will be responsible for raising the baby as punishment for breaking the classroom rule.

Senator Obama, the Democratic frontrunner believed the punishment to be excessive:

Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” Obama said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.