Top 11 Reasons Michelle Obama Hasn’t Been Proud of Her Country until Recently

11. Until recently, a woman hasn't been able to run for president

10. America hasn’t done enough for its long oppressed Harvard Law School Graduate community

9. Americans are far too obsessed with plagiarism

8. Whenever she concentrated her armies on the United States, she lost the Risk game

7. We can put a man on the moon, but we can't make diet soda with real soda taste

6. Americans have insufficient enthusiasm for soccer

5. Americans are too satisfied with empty platitudes like "change" and don't appreciate substance

4. American hockey fighters are a bunch of pansies compared to the Russians

3. Hard to be proud of your country when you're struggling to make ends meet with a combined income of a million dollars a year

2. Couldn't understand why Americans failed to appreciate the musical genius of David Hasselhof

1. Mistakenly thought her country was France