Top 11 Reasons T. Rajeevnath Wants To Cast Paris Hilton As Mother Theresa

Unbelievably, Producer T. Rajeevnath claims he is seriously considering casting Paris Hilton in the lead role in his bio-pic of Mother Theresa. Here are the top 11 reasons why

11. Confused her extensive experience in the 'missionary position' with actually being a missionary.

10. Main backer (Rick Hilton) insisted.

9. Really hates Mother Theresa.

8. Dreams of his film being featured in a 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' reunion.

7. Inspired by 'The Producers' and intends to bilk investors in the worst film ever.

6. Already has herpes, what's he got to lose?

5. He's an artist, and his intent is to define irony.

4. He's seen how Paris can empathize with the suffering of others. Once he was at a party with her where they ran out of the good beluga caviar.

3. Courtney Love already turned the role down.

2. He's also a scientist working on a 'Back To The Future' type experiment and needs to be struck by lightning.

1. Really wants to make it in Hollywood, and wants to prove he shares their values.