Top 11 New Items on the Vikings Themed Restaurant Menu
Yesterday, the Star Tribune reviewed the Purple People Eatery, a new Vikings-themed restaurant in Woodbury. Anonymous inside sources have leaked the top 11 items soon to be featured the menu:
11. Onterrio Smith's Original Wienerator
10. Fred Smoot's Double Bratwurst Combo
9. Bryant McKinnie's New York Stripper Sandwich
8. Randy Moss's I'm Sweet or Sour When I Want To Be Pork
7. Kelly Campbell's Pot Stickers
6. Tommy Kramer's Pickled Liver and Onions
5. Warren Moon's Battered Wife
4. Todd Steussie's Off Side Salad
3. Mike Tice's Scalped Potatoes
2. Esera Tuaolo's Brokeback Mountain Oysters
1. Joe Senser's Overpriced Hamburger
11. Onterrio Smith's Original Wienerator
10. Fred Smoot's Double Bratwurst Combo
9. Bryant McKinnie's New York Stripper Sandwich
8. Randy Moss's I'm Sweet or Sour When I Want To Be Pork
7. Kelly Campbell's Pot Stickers
6. Tommy Kramer's Pickled Liver and Onions
5. Warren Moon's Battered Wife
4. Todd Steussie's Off Side Salad
3. Mike Tice's Scalped Potatoes
2. Esera Tuaolo's Brokeback Mountain Oysters
1. Joe Senser's Overpriced Hamburger
posted by Saint Paul at 1/06/2006 08:28:00 AM
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Daunte Cuplpepper’s Small Hands Mini-Donuts
Gary Anderson’s Atlanta Shank Steak
Troy Williamson Drop Soup
Moe Williams' Hot Tuna Sandwich
Mick Tinglehoff's Irish Stew
Donald Igwebuike's Munchie Platter
Mitch Berger's Snicker's Shake
Joey Browner's Kung Fu Chicken
Fred Smoot's Ho-Boy Sandwich
Cris Carter's Hot Cross Buns
Benny Ricardo's Chili Chompers
Les Steckel's Pudding Surprise
Denny Green’s Famous Chicken Knees
Where's the Sean Salisbury steak?
Maybe they'll have former Viking players working as waiters. You'll be able to recognize Jeff George because his apron will always be clean and he won't dive for any falling trays or plates. Ahmad Rashad will always step outside when you're ready to order. Rich Gannon will be in the kitchen yelling at the rest of the staff. Chris Doleman will insist upon getting his tip upfront. A moonlighting Daunte Culpepper will deliver your food to the wrong table. Meanwhile, Tony Adams will stand around asking, "What the hell am I doing here?"
Oh, and will there be a drive-thru window for Keith Millard?
Demetrius Underwood's Insanely Good Brownies
Entree:
Chuck Roast a la Foreman
Drink:
Sammy White Russian
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