Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Top 11 Better Choices for Deep Throat

So Deep Throat has finally been revealed as W. Mark Felt. Boooorrrring. Almost anyone would have made a better Deep Throat than some boring FBI deputy director. Here are eleven far more interesting choices for Deep Throat.
11. Betty Ford
10. Linda Lovelace
9. A five year old Sisyphus
8. Pete Rose (because he had money on a Ford presidency)
7. Cathy in the Wright (not that she’d ever do anything sneaky)
6. The Ghost of Bill Casey
5. Elvis
4. Warren Burger (he loved swearing people in)
3. Paris Hilton (Hello accidental google hits!)
2. A self-destructive Richard Nixon
1. Hal Holbrook

3 Comments:

Blogger Sandy said...

You missed the obvious choice: Hugh Hewitt

Didn't he work for Nixon after it all went down?

How do you think he gets his intel like the Lileks hummel thing?

I tell you. This guy is "connected."

10:20 PM  
Blogger Sisyphus said...

I considered Hugh, but then I realized that if he were Deep Throat, he'd have already written three books about it.

11:34 PM  
Blogger Chad The Elder said...

It has to be a young Karl Rove. All part of the long term plan to get Bush elected.

1:06 PM  

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