Top 11 Better Choices for Deep Throat
So Deep Throat has finally been revealed as W. Mark Felt. Boooorrrring. Almost anyone would have made a better Deep Throat than some boring FBI deputy director. Here are eleven far more interesting choices for Deep Throat.
11. Betty Ford
10. Linda Lovelace
9. A five year old Sisyphus
8. Pete Rose (because he had money on a Ford presidency)
7. Cathy in the Wright (not that she’d ever do anything sneaky)
6. The Ghost of Bill Casey
5. Elvis
4. Warren Burger (he loved swearing people in)
3. Paris Hilton (Hello accidental google hits!)
2. A self-destructive Richard Nixon
1. Hal Holbrook
11. Betty Ford
10. Linda Lovelace
9. A five year old Sisyphus
8. Pete Rose (because he had money on a Ford presidency)
7. Cathy in the Wright (not that she’d ever do anything sneaky)
6. The Ghost of Bill Casey
5. Elvis
4. Warren Burger (he loved swearing people in)
3. Paris Hilton (Hello accidental google hits!)
2. A self-destructive Richard Nixon
1. Hal Holbrook
posted by Sisyphus at 6/01/2005 08:48:00 PM
2 Comments:
I considered Hugh, but then I realized that if he were Deep Throat, he'd have already written three books about it.
It has to be a young Karl Rove. All part of the long term plan to get Bush elected.
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