Thursday, June 30, 2005

Local Gossip

Let's see CJ top this:

The New York Post's Page Six reports that 63-year-old "Prairie Home Companion" star Garrisson Keiller got some action of the 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan kind after a recent rehearsal of his new movie adaptation of his NPR radio program.

At an after-after-party at St. Paul’s Grand Hotel early Wednesday, Garrisson and Lindsay enjoyed a serious canoodling session. "At one point, Garrisson had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says a source. Keiller, friends and Lindsay eventually took the party up to his suite. 63? 18? Keiller must really want a Prairie Home Companion.

Now that Lindsay has hooked up with Garrisson - or not - she has no reason to be peeved that ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama is chummy with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee, 20, follows in the teen-pop footsteps of Lindsay and Wilmer's original cradle squeeze, Mandy Moore. So not only are 25-year-old Wilmer's girls getting older, they're getting less talented.

Always searching for relationship drama, the Star reports Wilmer and Ashlee are trying to keep it quiet because Ashlee fell for Wilmer when she tried to reunite him with Lindsay.
You know, before home room, after algebra, outside the cafeteria.

"Ashlee knew how much Lindsay still cared for Wilmer, so she volunteered to try to get them back together," says a source close enough to Ashlee to know, but not so close that she won't give her a shiv in the back. "But the plan backfired. And now Ashlee has the hots for Wilmer and Lindsay is freaking out that the woman she trusted is seeing him herself!"

It's that kind of freaking out that leads teenage girls to grope with 63-year-old men in St. Paul hotels.

Developing . . .


Blogger Douglas said...


That could be the most disturbing image of my day...

11:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Nick Coleman is like 69 and Laura, his never-blushed-once-in-her-life bride is about 28, so the disparity is about the same.

I don't think Garrison beats Lindsay though.

4:57 PM  

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