Ronnie James Dio Would be Proud

Attendance is projected to be high as the MOB Rules tomorrow evening at Keegan's Irish Pub. See what questions will be answered.

• Will Nick Coleman bravely show his face at this event?
• Will Cap'n Ed live blog?
• Will Learned Foot and Scott Johnson engage in a Quiet Man like bout of fisticuffs?
• Will James Lileks fall into tearful hysterics, then lock himself in the bathroom when asked to recount his latest experience with Bath & Body Works?
• Will our own Sisyphus or Fraters St. Paul be the eligible bachelor who leaves with the most phone numbers from the ladies?
• Will Mitch claim that he got even more phone numbers?
• Who will wear lacier negligee? Jo or Pinkmonkeybird?

Sorry Jo, I'm betting against you. And of course, the question I'm most concerned about:

• Will Terry Keegan buy your humble correspondent a drink?

All these questions and more will be answered from 5 pm to 9 pm tomorrow night.