A New York 15 Minutes

It was a nice run for ol' Sisyphus. He made us laugh, he made us cry, he made us chili. But, really, what has he done for us lately? (That would be, since this morning at 12:10 AM.)

Nothing! ... according to some.

For out of the primordial blogosphere ooze comes a new creature, proclaiming: enough! Since 12:10 AM this morning, Sisyphus has become ossified and decrepit! It's time for a new voice, a new vision in the world of withering social commentary and hearty stew preparation in one's underwear!

Behold - the future!