Nihilist Scoop: Record Low Temperatures In Hades

This blog has learned that record low temperatures have hit Hades. Lows today are well below zero degrees.

In Hollywood news, mega-star and UN Goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie has authored an op-ed in tomorrow's Washington Post titled, "A Reason To Stay In Iraq." In the piece, Jolie states that:

[US Commander General David] Petraeus"told me he would support new efforts to address the humanitarian crisis" as much as possible, "which leaves me hopeful that more progress can be made."

When asked whether the troop surge was working, Jolie did not make a snarky comment about President Bush's intelligence, but instead said that "I can only state what I witnessed."

In other news black is white and up is down.