Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Top 11 Ways Chad the Elder is Commemorating the Visit of the Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall to the United States

11. Finding Wales and Cornwall on a map.

10. Trading in his hockey stick for a polo mallet.

9. Eating the exact same lunch.

8. Sculpting a bust of Camilla out of Halloween Peeps

7. Renaming his son “Prince of Minnesota”

6. Officially taking down his portrait of Lady Diana and replacing it with one of Duchess Camilla.

5. Converting to the Church of England.

4. Scraping the “W” bumper sticker off of his MINI Cooper and replacing it with a “Tony Blair” sticker.

3. Canceling his dentist appointment

2. Speaking in a British accent for the duration of the trip.

1. Dumping his wife for an older less attractive woman.

2 Comments:

Blogger Fuzzy Nietzsche said...

Will drive to work on the left hand side of the road.

Will send his tiara and satin gown out for cleaning.

Plans to visit Little Canada and refer to residents as "colonists".

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Doug said...

Buys gasoline for his Mini exclusively at BP locations

Temporarily replaces desk-sized bust of Brian Boitano with bust of Posh Spice.

10:00 PM  

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