Top 11 Ways St. Paul Mayor Randy Kelly Can Turn Around His Dismal Re-Election Poll Numbers Vs. Chris Coleman

11. Take out newspaper ads making it clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
10. Put up billboards that make it clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
9. Take out radio ads making it clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
8. Take out TV ads making it clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
7. Take out newspaper ads making it really super duper clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
6. Put up billboards that make it very mega-clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
5. Take out radio ads making it absolutely unequivocally crystal clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
4. Take out TV ads making it super-double-dog clear that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
3. Take out radio ads making it clearer than the nose on your face that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
2. Take out TV ads that leave no room for any possible doubt, reasonable or otherwise, that Nick Coleman and Laura Billings will NOT stop writing their columns if brother Chris is elected mayor.
1. Change your name to Paul Wellstone