Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Top 11 Innocent Explanations for that $150,000 in George Galloway’s Wife’s Account

11. Mrs. G. happens to make a very nutritious hotdish that Iraqis just couldn’t get enough of.
10. Tom DeLay asked her to hold the money “until the heat is off”.
9. All of the money came from placing bets using Learned Foot’s football picks.
8. Asked himself “What Would Wellstone Do?” and the answer he came up with was “stash money earmarked for humanitarian aid in wife’s bank account”.
7. They’ve been saving up to buy 12,254 copies of “Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice” by James Lileks
6. Profits from sale of Halliburton stock
6. Hillary gave some tips on cattle futures.
4. There is actually only have $150 in the account; they accidentally hired a former Enron accountant.
3. Didn’t normally believe in Blood for Oil, but was willing to make an exception if the blood was from anti-Saddam Iraqis.
2. The money was for a “Make Love, Not War” cruise on Lake Minnetonka.
1. Hey, where do you expect him to get that kind of money, out of Castro?


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