Top 11 Items Discussed In The Secret Senate Session

11. Is Judge Alito’s daughter super-mega hot or merely very hot?

10. What is the proper amount of vermouth in a perfect martini?

9. How can we arrange one of those sex cruises like the Vikings had?

8. Since when have there been lesbians in the WNBA?

7. What, if anything, can be done to stop Paris Hilton?

6. Why can’t Geena Davis be the real President?

5. Who’s been making a mess in the Senate break room and not cleaning it up?

4. Hey, what’s the point in doing this if we’re not on television?

3. We’re in top secret session, so you can level with us. NASA faked the moon landings, didn’t they?

2. Why didn’t we get any of that oil for food money, like Galloway?

1. Which movie best represents Judge Alito, Godfather 1 or 2?