Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Top 11 Ways the World would be Eviler if St. Kate Achieved her Goal of World Domination

To me, there is nothing cuter than our friend St. Kate from the M.A.W.B. Squad and Cathy in the Wright trying to be evil. I find it hard to believe that she could muster up much evil even if she did manage to achieve her stated goal of world domination. But then again, if she tried really hard, maybe St. Kate could make the world a more evil place. You be the judge. Here are the top 11 ways a world dominated by St. Kate would be eviler.

11. The Senator and Governor could, in theory, become Uday and Qusay-like.
10. Those brazen enough to throw a ball in St. Kate’s face would be given slightly undesirable jobs in the Central Headquarters’ moat.
9. The Keegan’s trivia contest would become unwinnable.
8. The only menu item at state dinners would be unseasoned, uncured, un-ham.
7. A world dominated by a soccer player would have to be at least a little eviler.
6. All men would be required to wear eau de toilette.
5. If you call the beloved leader a “bitch” and then get into a shoving match with her, she would respond by thinking up a nasty insult for you (but would stop short of actually delivering it).
4. Hectic world domination schedule would cut into St. Kate’s nursing home volunteering.
3. All gifts to toddlers would be restricted to scientist action figures.
2. If you meet her in a bar and come off as a turkey, you could end up losing an organ.
1. Okay, so a world dominated by St. Kate wouldn’t be all that bad for humans, but if you’re a cow, watch out!


Anonymous St. Kate said...

When I get over my laughing're a dead man.

10:06 AM  

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