Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Top 11 Reasons HBO Is Cancelling "Girls"

11. Only real actor on show quit to do "Star Wars"

10. Executives at HBO sick and tired of having to look at naked Lena Dunham

9. The power of prayer works

8. Truth in advertising laws were going to force a name change to "Trolls"

7. Abortion bills for cast risked bankrupting network

6. Can't possibly top this season's conclusion of naked Lena Dunham on water skis jumping a shark 

5. After second season of "True Detective", HBO finally hired quality control people

4. Viewers finally gave up hope that show was a prequel to Motley Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls" video

3.President Obama shut it down by executive order after he saw how little his daughter was paid to intern there

2. Discovered that HBO subscribers prefer attractive people in their pornography

1. Ultimate triumph of the free market


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