Sunday, November 27, 2011

How would you like to see the Packers' season end?

SCENARIO 1:

Packers lose one of their final regular season games with backups in, but cruise easily through the playoffs and win Super Bowl XLVI.

SCENARIO 2:

Packers finish regular season 16-0 and cruise through playoffs for second consecutive Super Bowl and the second perfect season in NFL history. The NFL cancels next season and declares Packers Super Bowl XLVII champs, as well.

SCENARIO 3:

Packers are undefeated going into final regular season game against Lions. Packers decide to go for the perfect season and start Aaron Rodgers. Ndanukong Suh pepper sprays Rodgers and then stomps on his arm, breaking it. Matt Flynn throws four interceptions as Pack loses first playoff game.

SCENARIO 4:

Undefeated Packers are heavy Super Bowl favorites over surprise AFC champion, the Denver Broncos. Packers have only a 4 point lead late in fourth quarter despite the fact that Tebow has not completed a single pass. Denver has the ball at the 50 with one second left on clock. Tebow chucks the ball into the air and it appears it will fall incomplete, but an unexpected gust of wind in Lucas Oil Stadium miraculously blows the ball into the hands of Eric Decker for the winning touchdown. A deep booming voice reverberates through the stadium: “IT’S NOT SO MUCH THAT I LIKE TEBOW AS I HATE THE SATANIC PACKERS!”

SCENARIO 5:

Undefeated Packers face the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl. The night before the game Ben Roethlisberger is arrested for sexual assault. The Steelers dispatch their private jet to Hattiesburg, Mississippi and convince Brett Favre to come out of retirement for one last game: Super Bowl XLVI. The game is tied in the final seconds. Favre rolls right under pressure and throws the ball across his body. The pass threads the needle between two defenders and is caught by Heath Miller who lumbers into the end zone for the winning score. Favre invites the ’72 Dolphins out to midfield and Don Shula offers Favre the honor of popping the cork on their celebratory bottle of champagne.

How would you like to see the Packers' season end?
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1 Comments:

Anonymous Just Me said...

Scenario 5 might be more accurate if Favre threw a pick...

1:28 PM  

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