The Top 11 Revelations about North Korea from the LA Times

11. That Earth at Night satellite photo showing near complete darkness over North Korea proves that North Korea leads the world in drapes and blinds technology.
10. William Hung? Not a North Korean.
9. Oh, like you’ve never tortured anyone. How about Abu Ghraib?
8. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are welcome to visit North Korea anytime they’d like, all expenses paid.
7. Any nation that owns a karoake club in Beijing can’t be all bad.
6. Since America dropped atomic bombs on Japan, it would be hypocritical to prevent North Korea from doing the same.
5. People magazine will never be taken seriously by North Koreans until Kim Jung Il is named sexiest man alive.
4. George W. Bush is jealous of Kim’s success with the ladies.
3. A former gay prostitute could never receive presidential press credentials in Pyongyang.
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