Who's Her Daddy?

Lileks continues to congratulate himself for his amazing parenting skills, with this self-serving tale of his daughter's results on some sort of test that he never fully explains:

“Perfect score,” she said. “In all the time we have done this, she’s only the second one to get a perfect score.” A round of applause! The expected score for 4 /1/2 year olds is 30 out of 68. She got 68 out of 68. We looked over the results; the testricine explained what they’d done, and how she’d not only got everything right but done so in a snap. And so begins a lifetime of overachievement and self-identification through testing!