Saturday, February 19, 2005

The Top 11 Upcoming Liberal Blogswarms

The right side of the blogosphere has had several successful blogswarms from the Swift Vets to Rathergate to Eason Jordan. The left side of the blogosphere has managed only to take down an obscure White House correspondent. But, they plan to change that, here are the Top 11 Upcoming Liberal Blogswarms.

11. Andrew Sullivan – Is he gay?
10. Bush started the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan so that his cronies at Diebold could profit from the sale of voting machines to the mid-east.
9. Wal-Mart – they like making money.
8. Sean Hannity – You can’t tell me that he’s not wearing a hair piece.
7. George W. Bush is stupid.
6. George W. Bush is a smirking chimp.
5. Condi Rice must resign for incorrectly stating that Thomas Jefferson was a Secretary of State, when everyone knows he was actually a slave owning President.
4. Al Franken is too funny, dammit!
3. Adolph Hitler died April 30, 1945. George W. Bush was born July 6, 1946. Where was Hitler’s soul the intervening 432 days?
2. J.B. Doubtless and Atomizer exposed as teetotalers.
1. Why won’t Halle Berry return the phone calls of liberal bloggers?


Blogger The Notorious B.I.L. said...

You guys are hilarious! BTW, I am sure it has been explained before, but why is everything 'Top 11' on NIGP, as opposed to the more common Top 10?

A curious V-Toed-Bill

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Nigel Tufnel. said...

It's one more than ten.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very Clever
Rod Stanton

11:42 AM  

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