Lileks Writes a Check He Probably Can't Cash

An unbelievable item in Thursday's Bleat as Lileks explains the date that he will stop with the hackneyed odes to his parenting otherwise known as Gnatidotes:

Previous examples of reading I’ve been able to explain away by context, but there was no context available here. This is good news, I suppose, but draws us ever closer to the day when I won’t be able to write about her.

Promises like this one were made to be broken.